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Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd
Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.
by BeZeee July 03, 2011
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A miss interpretation/ Miss hearing of "Swagger Jacker".

Commonly misheard by uneducated, illiterate teenagers, who think they are "Gangstar as F***".

The term is infact Swagger JACKER: Someone who "Jacks" your look, style, sound etc... Taking it and passing it of as their own look/Material/ Shit, Etc....

If they spent more time listening and less time chatting shit they might manage to look a bit more "in" and less like the wet drip that they truly are.

Cher Lloyd hs produced a terrible CD using the miss interpretation "Swagger Jagger" Thus making her both a national laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country.
MISS INTERPRETATION: "Hnnnggggg, huh huh. check u owt lookina me cos im sumfink u wansa be me u is a pure swagger Jagger. get ya own shit".

"Help! Help! Someone call the police. Someone has HighJACKED my swagger and I would like it back with immediate effect. It still had all my best bling on it and my only limp".

"Excuse me officer, that young man over the street looks to be scoping to jack someone else's swagger and I believe him to be a professional swagger Jacker. Please look into it further as I have been practising my swagger for many years and wish to keep it in the family".
by Miss Poppins UK July 01, 2011
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A word used to describe the act of a prostitute receiving triple penetration during group sex. Common phrase used in Gypsy/Traveler culture.
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get ya, get ya, game on
by Cher L July 03, 2011
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The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.
Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger
by Skittles_Whore July 20, 2011
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Cher Lloyds idiot version of the phrase 'swagger jacker' means to steal someone's swagger because you don't have any swagger yourself
by rudegril July 05, 2011
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a song created by Cher Lloyd (a stupid dumb bitch that think she's Cheryl Cole) this song is pointless and is the most fucking ridiculous song i have ever heard in my life, i would rather listen to the man off the Go Compare advert!!
Sarah: Have you heard that new song Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd?

Kate: Yes i have and its the biggest pile of shit i have ever heard!!!
by i hate cher lloyd July 13, 2011
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