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Swagger Jagger is an "ironic" phrase used by people who look like drowned sewer rats on benefits. The definition of the word derives from "Swagger Jacker" which means to steal or copy ones swagger. The irony of that is the phrase was invented/misinterpreted by a tramp like skag whore for a release of a song in 2011 to which the music video stars Cheryl Cole miming the lyrics... Oh sorry that is Cher Lloyd... well there lies the irony as to me they are the same person and have the same affect of offending peoples eyes and making ears bleed!! So therefore Cher Lloyd is a hypocrite and is what she sings!!
Cher "the rat" Lloyd - "Chez... I want your hair, make up, tacky dress sense from 2003, those earrings, your millions, ashley coles dick, your leftovers, your slight bit of talent, simon cowells love and admiration, STD's, that whiny geordie accent of yours, malaria and basically everything about you to make me you"

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cole - "Now then pet, Swagger Jagger, get your game on, get some of your own"
by Archie84 August 18, 2011

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