sebastianslap

sebastianslap is literally the funniest person ever she’s so pretty and her content is amazing. She might sound like your ideal partner but sorry. She’s taken BY ME SO BACK OFF. I’m so in love with her words can’t describe. ❤️

Person 1: sebastianslap is so pretty and so is her wife.
Person 2: I heard her tiktok is so funny we should follow her.

by I_love.Bucky.Barnes (her wife) June 12, 2021

Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨

scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife

by daddysebastian June 15, 2021

sebastiën

Ultimate gaylord

Sebastiën craves single men in his area

by Cortsem June 25, 2021

sebastianscum2lutt

A really good tiktoker

Sebastianscum2lutt made a really good video

by Winterschild July 3, 2021

Sebastian

A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.

"Wait, who was that bean-pole pimple-covered ass that walked past us?"
"Ew. It was Sebastian."

by R771592 July 9, 2021

Sebastian

A guy who likes to ask a girl out, break up with her, then her ask her out again, and then break up with her again.

Ur such a sebastian
Under the sea

by Bobabestie July 22, 2021

Sebastian

Stereotypical discord mod without the hours, he uses big words he does not understand to sound smart and often uses them in the wrong context, is addicted to Skyrim and lies to his friends to play it. When he is with his friends he acts like he is the best person in the room when that couldn't be further from the truth. He simps for egirls on an alarming rate, he is the definition of disappointment, he isn't even the first choice for the egirls. He makes mediocre jokes at best. In total a disappointment

Guy 1: How's Sebastian
Guy 2: Being a disappointment

by RaccoonMaster88 August 1, 2021