shocker

2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver

i shocked that slut

by pimpy longstocking December 27, 2003

Writer's Cock

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

by danthebananaman October 23, 2010

shock

a shittie cock, like after anal sex

Ben: "Dude I was fucking my girl up the ass and when I pulled it out I had the worst case of shock."

Jim: "That dirty whore should have taken a shit first!!!!"

Ben: "Thats ok I gave her a dirty sanchez with it"

by Sharay December 25, 2007

G-Shock

To hit the G spot of a woman and making her climax while giving her the shocker.

Cindy didn't want me to fuck her, she wanted me to give her a g-shock.

by Jilina September 27, 2005

Shocking Angelo

To extremely stimulate a female's clit into bursting load of vaginal cum.

I was surprised that my boyfriend knew how to do the shocking angelo, he made my pussy squirt waves of cum like a tsunami!

by bangbus November 19, 2007

Chiches Shocking

When you are doing something and your breasts get shocked.

Also known as "Breast shockage, boobie shocking"

Ale: "I leaned over to unplug something from my brothers computer, which would mean my boobs are near the P.C., and I couldn't read what it said on one of the wires in back, so I leaned closer and shocked my boobs."

Bryan: "You mean your Chiches were Shocking? Like, Chiches Shocking?"

by drgnballz October 8, 2008

shell shocked

Blurry vision and loss of awareness caused by a large nearby explosion.

Usually in war movies where someone is knocked down by an explosion and can't hear anyone and has shaky vision, AKA shell shocked

by A_Smart_@$$ April 1, 2009