[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.

Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.

by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008

Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

Satan Fucking Damn It

An expression when you are extremely annoyed, angered and/or frustrated. Worse than God Fucking Damn It.

SATAN FUCKING DAMN IT!!!! My life has been screwed up.

by CyberNinjaX9 May 19, 2019

Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.

Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.

by Baraldo September 12, 2006

Satan's Hell Fire

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.

That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006

hot as satan's balls

extremely hot

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"

by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010