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QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!
by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022
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Spectacular Squirt September

The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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Super Squirt

when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
what a super soaker, she super squirted on my sheets a vampire dream, a sight to see. super squirt.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."
Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."
by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025
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Carolina Squirt Gun

The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.
Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'
by Mingster November 17, 2021
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gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.
by pentozali August 1, 2010
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squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.
Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!
by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024
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