Simon

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.

I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!

by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012

Simon Sinek

The most legendary motivational speaker of our time. He emphasizes on the power of empathy and the ability to put people above everything else. He is a true leader who has the ability to change the world around him by just talking.

Simon Sinek: "Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

colby simon

he is the sweetest person and cares about his girlfriend more then anything in the world.

if you're a GREAT boyfriend, you're a Colby Simon!

by littlek January 29, 2005

Simone

A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.

Guy 1: Guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Simone fucked me last night!
Guy 2 passes out

by Some dumb fuck February 8, 2017

Simon

The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!

Jesus christ, that was one hell of a simon, it fully made me intestines laugh!!!!

by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009