Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

I see dumb people

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.

I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

when you see it

A phrase that often accompanies an image with a subtle idiosyncrasy that may take the viewer a few seconds to notice. Most of the time, it is a black person hidden in a dark area.

When you see it, you'l shit brix

by bgjygumjh October 16, 2009

i see no changes

Statement indicating that one has entered a potentially racially hostile or prejudicial environment. Usually, but not always, used to denote an white majority.

Derived from the song Changes by 2pac. In that song, the subsequent line is "all I see is racist faces".

I told you we shouldn't have come to the country music festival! I see no changes.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006