Sarchasm

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!"
"Ah; that's the sarchasm".

by Azenath69 January 11, 2022

snarchive

All of my snarky comments cataloged in my mind and ready to be retrieved at a moment's notice whenever I'm in a situation which calls for some snark.

I accessed the snarchive like 10 times today - I'm on fire...

by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022

Starched

When a female has become uninteresting, stale, and your relationship with her is played out. It may be time to move on if you feel your girl is starched.

“Whatup jit, are you still providing absolutely heinous cock to Bethany?”
“Nah bro she’s fucking starched.”

by Nattywitechips May 4, 2022

Starch grinding

Something sexual I think.

Friend 1: have you asked your girlfriend for some starch grinding yet?
Friend 2: what does that mean?
Friend 1: something sexual I think…

by ajitfromthemitt May 6, 2022

sarch

Term used to describe the sexy arch in a female’s lower back.

“Wow, have you noticed Karyn lately? She’s running an absolute killer sarch.”

by Matthroboy July 19, 2022

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

Starched

You’re very annoyed, bothered, most commonly while high on marijuana.

Kyle was like totally not vibing dude, you could tell he was real starched

by Cokeboards March 4, 2023