sleep

A brief state of nothingness, where the mind is allowed to run free, and the body is nearly unimportant.

Sleep is for the weak.

by sj0r January 3, 2004

Sleeperunit

When your boss falls asleep during a meeting and wakes up periodically to contribute to the conversation (usually interrupting the conversation).

Employee 1 - Did you see our boss nodding off in training?
Employee 2 - Yeah, she kept interrupting the conversation, but I guess that's what happens when you're a sleeperunit.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Girlfriend Sleep

When your girlfriend comes over to your house only to do her homework then sleep the other four hours away. In some cases waking her up might prove to be fatal.

John-"Hey your girlfriend came over last night, didn't she?"
Bill-"Yeah, she did, and all she did was Girlfriend Sleep."
John-"Damn, you didn't try to wake her did you?"
Bill-"Are you kidding? She'd kill me!"

by Benzontotate August 27, 2010

Sleep

The cousin of DEATH!!!!!

Oliver Sykes: We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
I refuse! I refuse!
I refuse to close my eyes!!!!!

by ZoeIsAWerido December 23, 2011

Good night's sleep

A one night stand.

The act of hooking up with someone with no intention of having an on-going relationship.

Sarah: Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night?

Kate: Yup. Nothing like a good night's sleep.

by RedBeard53 July 11, 2011

sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005