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Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
by HellaBread September 17, 2022
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Rooting

Sucking the clit through a gap in the teeth. Getting the clit by the root.
Let’s go back to my bedroom for some rooting. I was rooting this girl, she left, and never contacted me again.
by KenziZumba May 5, 2025
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bunga root

"Bunga" being a big amount. "Root" being a top shag ... A big (good) shag
"I will full Bunga root you"
by 0162-2gud4u July 6, 2017
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dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
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root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!
by The Enraged One October 21, 2014
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tarot root

A starchy-fibered plant used to make fortune-telling cards.
Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
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