Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish

Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed

by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025

Reed Rabbit hole

When you don't know what to do, so you run down the Reed Rabbit hole, reading old Yacklyn Reed scripture.

Not now chief, I'm going down the Reed Rabbit hole.

by W3rddd January 8, 2026

Reed Timmers

People who yell "Drop it down!" or We're in the tornado! We're in the tornado!" when they're intercepting.

These Reed Timmers are so annoying pretending they're actually intercepting.

by amradeon January 9, 2026

elle (reedden)

wen u diss some1 obviously out loud in front of the whole world

wow u have a really small penis

ur nose looks huge today

u have so many moles go dig a hole

by FUGLY FANTASTIC! July 6, 2004

zach reed

A Gay Teen Whom constantly remind you that their striaght but you know the truth.

Martha is just Another "Zach Reed'" we all know she wants to get with Abby.

by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 26, 2017

Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

miki reed

Miki Reed is a beautiful man carrying would do anything to go out of his way to help you please you in every way possible beautiful bright eyes caring loving person

Miki Reed he's a beautiful man

by Piglover420 November 22, 2017