pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.

Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"

by theSchneid June 14, 2011

Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Pre-hype

Pre-hype is similar to precum in that it can't actually make you hype. It can however drag along previous hype situations to increase your hype levels

I wish Christmas had as much hype as Hanukkah not all this pre-hype

by Hailian April 2, 2016

Pre boyfriend

A pre boyfriend is the boy you’re basically dating but it’s not official yet. A person can have as many of these as they want since nothing is official.

My pre boyfriend and I went to dinner and later on I hung out with my other pre boyfriend.

by shemil May 19, 2018

Pre-Tired

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

by JC_Cali November 16, 2018

pre-karma

It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.

So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!

by Jordicolas April 17, 2019