Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.

by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009

Poo Slam

A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.

Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"

by Poo_Skater March 1, 2010

Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence

Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff

by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009

poo den

a asshole or buttocks, butt, ass

man she has got a nice poo den.

by gagt2 July 9, 2010

Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.

1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.

by Morphevs April 13, 2008

poo ninny

1) wimp
2) person incapable of simple requests

chip you poo ninny, do a roly poly

by botaf November 11, 2003