The They People 

The They People are the extremely large group of people who other people love to talk about. The They People know everything, are constantly giving advice, are experts in every field, and seem to be filled with expressions and sayings. The They People are vets, lawyers, doctors, philosophers, military, teachers, librarians, and any other profession you can think of.

“They warned me my aquarium should only have 1 inch of fish for each gallon of water.”
“They moved the Terror Level to yellow.”
“They told me to only tan for 20 minutes the first time.”
“They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
"You know what They say; lying only leads to more lies."
“They do, do They?”
"Yes They do."
"Who the hell is this "They" everyone talks about?”
"You know…They. The They People."
"They" are pretty messed up saying obvious crap all the time."

The They People by Jace555 May 24, 2009

emo people 

Emos are a hardcore, emotional community. They are usually shy and have an amazing taste in music. Their lifestyle isn't much different to the average person. They DO NOT self harm and are always the kindest people. They are great to talk to when you're having a great time. They embrace life and have a good knowledge. They are professional book worms as they love to read.

emo people
They are great people

emo people by Embrace94 March 29, 2015

The Free People Affect 

n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.

clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...

aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.

clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.

aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!

clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?

bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!

The Free People Affect by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013

several people are typing 

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

several people are typing by Flamevell June 2, 2018

Compare People 

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.

Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....

Compare People by Alix McQ April 4, 2009

Tofu people

People who are bland, boring, do not add anything to the conversation or just say yes or agree to everything you say or the person speaking says. Zero personality, they are like accessory, they lack flavor and better to be avoided if you want real people with real feelings and with whom to have an interesting interaction.

'Anthony is so tofu! you never know what is he really thinking, as he will always agree with whatever you say, how annoying!'

'Got tired of tofu people. You can find them at so many parties, they are everywhere, blending in, adding nothing'

Tofu people by Colibrí April 14, 2017

digital people watching 

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.

I like digital people watching before bed.

digital people watching by Little speck April 4, 2018