Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

Percy

Led Zeppelins leadsingers (robert plant) nickname, given to him as bonzo was watching a show where the gardeners name was percy, and sayin summin like, "hey ur names plant, hes a gardener, ur new names percy"

bonzo - "hey ur names plant, hes a gardener, ur new names percy"

by ten_years_gone December 28, 2005

perch

to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.

I partied so hard, I perched!

by analpounder037 December 4, 2014

five-percenter

95 percent of the population is either culturaly or religiously brainwashed and incapable of free thought. That leaves 5 percent of the population who actually "get it".

"Dude - you're not going to bring that stripper to the hockey game, are you? Don't you think your girlfriend will find out?"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal"

by Brizad September 30, 2003

Percy

1.) A name which a man gives to his penis when dissociating himself from responsibility for its actions or reactions.

2.) A homosexual character in jokes which heterosexual people make about homosexuals. There's usually another homosexual (called Cyril) in the jokes.

1.) "It's not me doing that, it's Percy."

2.) "Cyril and Percy walk into a bar. Percy says, "Thyril, is that a gun in your pocket, or...?'" (followed by the rest of a lame joke).

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

five percenter

A gorup of mostly Black men and some black woman. Most of there followers are from the hood and ghetto. And a lagre number are in the jails and prisons accross america. They beleive the black man is the supreme being on earth, and the white man is the devil. The profess to strive for knowledge/truth/understanding. There nubers are small hence 5%, research shows there real number of members accross the world are less then .003%, Most in America. They believe the White man was created by a scientist. They usually give themself a new name after they obtain "knowledge of self" aka become a five percenter. They claim to teach the truth about all things, and if they dont have an answer to something, they comment "we speak only of what we know."

My nigga Jayquam just recived knowledgeof self yester day, now he be called Everlastin. He has become a beliver in da truth now he one of us Five percenters, for life dog.

by Tim August 31, 2004

five percenter

A religious sect that belives that black men are gods, women are earths and that it is the gods' duty to trample all over the earths

Become a five percenter and you can tell women it's their religious duty to have your children.

by Storm Crow April 29, 2005