northern ireland

a country that doesnt exist. its proper name is the illegally occupied six counties in the north of ireland,their "national football team" is made up mostly of players in englands 2nd division and players in the irish league as for the limited supporters they could easily fill an olympic sized swimming pool(preferably with bricks tied to their feet).most catholics in the north support the far superior republic football team and despise the 6 counties team even wanting england to win when they play the 6 counties. chief export: labourers and whingers, chief import: semtex and weapons and money grabbing wannabee landlord ex-patriots. main income is tourism, but avoid the giants causeway it is absolute shite, as is belfast(all except for the catholic parts of west belfast).

"so jackie fullerton, what did you make of northern irelands performance?.
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Northern Kentucky

In reality, this is a line of land mass that makes up about a third of the Commonwealth's land mass as well as over half of its population. It runs from Henderson County on the far west end, and all the way to Maysville on the far east end, both of them along the Ohio River. The major metropolises, medium-sized cities, and large towns in this area include Henderson, Owensboro, Elizabethtown, Madisonville (not far from the South), Louisville, Frankfort, Lexington, Florence, Covington, Newport, and Maysville. This large land strip is the Midwestern part of Kentucky; everything below, including Bowling Green, Paducah, Glasgow, Somerset, and Richmond, is the Southern part of Kentucky.

The people of Northern Kentucky are not too much different from those in the rest of the Commonwealth. Most of us have the same morals, religion, and even politics. The only differences are we have more connections with the "official" Northern states, and therefore do more business with them; we also have more Northern regional and cultural influences, especially from Ohio and Indiana. That is why many of the North Kentuckians act and sometimes talk more like Northerners.

by The Book of Truth July 27, 2005

Northern California

Hella used by many in Sacramento, people are under the impression that that is the way everybody talks everywhere else

Everyone uses the word Hella too much

by Cody April 21, 2005

Northern Ireland

A rubbish part of Ireland which the Irish Republican Army and even some crazy Southerners wants attatched to the Republic for some unknown reason.

Southerner: The IRA wants Northern Ireland to be part of the Republic. They must be out of their minds.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Netherlands

Pimps & Ho's best place to be for tha drugs scene, we've got LSD, MDA, XTC, Marihuana and Magic Mushrooms. The Urban scene is quite popular and therefore you see a lot of wiggaaas & niggaaaas and wanna-bi bitches, literal bi like 60% or some is BISEXUAL that means two girls and you. The country is nice, no worries when you’re unemployed because the government will pay you dallas so you can buy Hashish. It's all about relaxing even going to school means chillin with ya hommies cause ya have notin to do and still get money to go to University, isn't it great? Many see the Netherlands of the country of the wooden shoes, tulips and mills but that's all in the past it's chill now.

Netherlands, Dope Scene, Marihuana, Pimps, Ho's, Bisexual

by Nova-D July 5, 2006

northern ireland

-Everyone's a bloody politician.
-Fucking everyone fucking swears all the bloody fucking time you wanker.
-Everything is powerful hi.
-Everyone says hi after every scentence.
-It always rains.
-You're a farmer, a fisherman or you work at Hollister (According to your Facebook.)
-Going to Victoria Square is the highlight of your life.
-Guinness tastes better here.
-Your packing priorities for going on holiday are Buckfast and Tayto Crisps.
-Alcohol is cheap as fuck.

-We all agree that David Cameron is a twat, oh, and Steven Nolan... cunt.
-It's Londonderry, not Derry you republican twats.
-Will Grigg is our superhero.

-Popular songs include:
-Will Grigg's on Fire.
-We're not Brazil we're Norn Ireland.
-The Sash.
-I tell me ma.
-Wagon Wheel.
-Anything by Justin Bieber.
-No pope in Rome.

Non NI Native: What's Northern Ireland like?
NI Native: Oh, Norn Iron? It's powerful hi. It's always pissing down and we're a bunch of vulgar, complete and utter twats, but we have cheap drinks, Nathan Carter, the MYD, Hollister and of course, Will Grigg.
Non NI Native: Get me a flat and a bottle of Bucky.

by Angry.Potato July 7, 2016

Northern Girl

Fake Tan, Big hair (bumpit optional), Side parting and/or Fringe, Make-up applied with a trowel, Body con dresses (often satin or taffetta), Tiffany's Jewellery, Strappy sandals even in Winter. The further north you go, the worse it gets.

Cheryl Tweedy is a northern girl... Girls Aloud Also Gok Wan

by Northerngirlremoved August 3, 2010