Taiwan

Taiwan is a province of China (regardless of what your political views are). The official names used for Taiwan are

*Taiwan, People's Republic of China (on the mainland).
*Taiwan, Republic of China (on Taiwan).

Until the DPP gets into office and holds a successful referendum on renaming the state "Taiwanminguo" it will be a province of China regardless which side of the straits you live. I have never been able to understand why so many Taiwanese are so selfish as to be unwilling to advocate retaking the mainland. After all, compared to Taiwan, the mainland is a basketcase. Hopefully someday there will only be one Chinese Republic. Taiwan will be able to help the mainland to recover from the effects of Communism. I really hope Taiwan doesn't declare independence since that would further legitimise Communist rule on the mainland. The DPP are selfish scumbags.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Communism

Communism is a shitty socio-political system common to Cuba, China, Israel, North Korea, Vietnam, and Belarus.

I once visited a country under Communism and it was shit.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

New Labour

The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.

The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...

by dudeinwales October 26, 2006

Yankee

When used in most of the world: an American
When used in Asia: any white person
When used in the USA: Someone from New England

Koreans call me a Yankee, even though I'm not from the US.

by dudeinwales November 16, 2006

RESPECT

The stupid name of an even more retarded leftist/Islamist political party in the UK. George Galloway is its' best known member and MP, and he is a gobshite.

Me: RESPECT are retarded.
Person 2: Got that right.
Me: George Galloway is also retarded, and is a Marxist gobshite.
Person 2: Indeed.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Dokdo

Some shitty rock that Koreans go ape shit about. No-one else could give a toss, though.

Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*

Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006