mealticket

When you're on a list to be killed by someone.

You have to be careful going outside when your on someones mealticket.

by PinlLabelMoet April 22, 2011

fourth meal

fourth meal is the meal in between dinner and breakfast. not to be confused with a midnight snack. at this time, most people consume bologna-fried(which typically taste like hot dogs) or straight/plan with a tall, slimsy glass of milk.

Hey! How was fourth meal last night?

It was awesome! Got my fried bologna and a nice glass of milk!

by natalie12345678987654321 March 12, 2012

extra value meal

While having a threesome with two chicks, you simultaneously fuck one girl while shitting in the other's eagerly waiting mouth. This technique is so named because it involves the greatness of a hot lunch with the extra value of fucking.

Karey and Kara were thouroughly satisifed when the Homecoming King finished preparing their shared extra value meal.

by RichieK October 7, 2007

wheels on meals

Wheels on meals is a road kill.

I'm staving, I'd get a wheels on meals, if gas wasn't so expensive.

You could ride your bike down the road, I'm sure there's a wheels on meals around here somewhere.

Yea, lets bike over to the canopy road by the park. I've seen one there everyday, and they're guaranteed to be fresh, and peanut feed.

Damn, there ain't nothing like slow food, to kill your hunger pangs.

by mlhiss May 23, 2008

pokemon meal

Going to McDonald's and ordering the happy meal just for the Pokemon toy. You throw away the meal and just keep the toy.

I got a green pokemon when i ordered the pokemon meal at mcdonalds.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

Bronze Medal

When someone excretes fecal matter upon a partners chest for pleasure.

I gave this chick a bronze medal last night!

by Robbie Alpaugh June 30, 2006

The Meal

The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.

Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!

by Dean Novotny February 5, 2008