Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

dirty merriman

Its the same as a dirty sanchez, but performed with your tongue instead of your finger.

I was tossin this dudes salad and then gave him a dirty merriman.

by TheLos February 3, 2010

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011

super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.

that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)

by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

The Merica

A singular america

I went on the trip to the merica last night. There was lots of McDonald's.

by basic druggie January 9, 2015

Doug Merritt

Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls

Dude I was on a green park bench and pulled a Doug Merritt

by Yuhhhhhhhhhhayedee November 16, 2018