Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.

Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

Melons

Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man

There is one Melon God and he is amongst us

ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020

Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)

by Melon_69 December 15, 2020

Melonpodz

The best meme page in 2020 no 🧢

Melonpodz

by Poop is big and hard December 20, 2020

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

by Williamzmann January 27, 2021