Skip to main content

Maths

The top-dog British twatty way of saying the inferior math.
"Maths is shit better than math, innit bruv?"
by morgiemuscle March 22, 2024
mugGet the Maths mug.

matsjushka

Matjushka is a pretty boy, usually you can find him in Szczecin, Poland. He usually wears Adidas sweatpants and likes eating ham sandwiches. Very pretty boy. Has big genetals.
matsjushka is a really pretty boy.
matsjushka is incredibly talanted artist.
matsjushka can be autistic.
by coconut soup April 2, 2024
mugGet the matsjushka mug.

Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
mugGet the Maths ting mug.

Mats

Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.
Holy shit why is that snail so fast?!

That's Mats' snail
by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024
mugGet the Mats mug.

matas buzelis

Lithuanian-American Small/Power forward for the bulls, grew up in Chicago. Scored a career high of 24 points in a game against the Miami Heat. A decent player for the bulls, but definitely not the next Michael Jordan. Also called “Lil Buzi” and “Young Fella” by CHSN commentator (and former bull) Stacey King. Also the 2nd bulls player to be in the dunk contest. An awesome guy, but decent on the court.
Matas Buzelis is awesome.
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
mugGet the matas buzelis mug.

Matisseing it

When an individual requests a marijuana or nicotine device and subsequently holds it for an extended period without any movement or use
Dude… You asked for the wax so long ago. Stop “Matisseing it”
by crackrockenjoyer77 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Matisseing it mug.

matosing

\mə-tos-ing\ (ma-TOE-sing)

A term used to describe someone who constantly gripes or moans about trivial matters, often to an excessive degree. It captures the essence of someone who seem perpetually dissatisfied.

Originating from regional slang, "matosing" is often used humorously to highlight chronic complainers who find fault in everyday situations. Related terms include "naysayer" and "grouch."
Jane was matosing again during dinner, complaining about everything from the food to the music
by MissTerryUsManInBlack May 30, 2025
mugGet the matosing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email