Masterbacheating

Thinking of your ex, while in another relationship, and masterbating.

I was masterbacheating last night 😩 or i masterbacheated on my bf last night!

by Happygf May 27, 2018

Mastearbathing

The art of masturbating while crying in a bathtub.

I was so done, I was mastearbathing for a good hour

by SuperFatDragon January 2, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

Maskurbater

A paranoid person who gets off on telling others to put their mask on.

A pandemic Karen.

I was walking around my neighborhood and out of nowhere some maskurbater started yelling at me to put a mask on

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Maskterbation

A form of masturbating in which masky is summoned upon finishing.

Chris: "Yo what the fuck are you doing?? Stop that??"

Mathias: "Doing it -- mnghh- - publicly --- is the only way to perform -- uhhhh -- Maskterbation! WOAH!"

Masky: "Yo wsp"

by MASKYTASKY July 19, 2022

Casterbater

A person who produces a podcast solely to go back and listen to their voice after every episode while vigorously masturbating. A casterbater also always has an agenda, beyond a full release while listening to the playback

Zaide is a casterbater

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023