Lindsey 

If you meet a Lindsey, keep her in your life! She will more than likely be kind, selfless, and very talented in music. Also very good at dancing, mainly doing a backbend. Look at Lindsey Stirling or Lyn-Z Way for examples. (Not to be confused with a Lindsay, mainly Lindsay Lohan.)

"Woah, Lindsey is so talented!"
"Which one, man?"
"All of them!

Lindsey by araemoberly November 30, 2018

Lindsea 

Lindsea is crazy and weird. She is funny without trying. She can be rude sometimes but is a good friend. She is super popular! You will either love her or hate her. Hopefully you’ll love her!

Lindsea is awesome

Lindsea by Intolerantpeanut March 18, 2019

Lindsay 

Lindsay is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She has dirty blond hair that always seems perfect and big hazel/ green eyes that pop with her long eyelashes. She loves hanging out and talking to guys, older and younger than her, and falls for some of the less hyped ones. She loves football and some rock music, but it doesn’t stop her from being a goddess to most guys. It’s an honor to truly know a Lindsay, because she rarely fully opens herself up to people, and only those very close to her really know who she is. She can be a bit rebellious and a wild child, but is extremely sweet, caring, and forgiving. It will take her a while to truly latch on to someone, because she likes to date around, but once she’s found her perfect match, you will have the time of your life. And did I mention she’s stunning! Lindsay is one of the most complicated yet beautiful people you will ever meet.

Guy #1: Look at Lindsay over the there she’s smokin’!

Guy #2: Yeah, but if you know her like I do you’ll wanna spend every living moment with her.

Lindsay by xxxfoshoxxx June 11, 2019

Lings Primary School 

Lings Primary School

It's a shit school

Send your child here if you want them to change into a Romanian of a Polish

Can't kick a football for shit
PE teacher Tom absolute baller
Head Teacher needs to brush their teeth and look in the mirror

Lings Primary School is 🤢🤢

Lings Primary School by OFB MANHANDLE December 9, 2019

LinkedIn-Zoned 

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

LinkedIn-Zoned by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

Lindsey 

A Lindsey is someone who is too good for this world. She’s not only super hot, she has the best qualities anyone can ask for. She is kind (a little too much sometimes), selfless, funny asf, talented, and tall. Also super duper, illegally cute. She doesn’t see the amazing qualities about herself a lot of the times, but it’s okay because a raisa will always be there to remind her of how true they are. She doesn’t see it, but everyone else does. She also has a great taste in music. There’s too much to say about this girl, because this is just a fraction of who she is. Overall, an amazing friend, person, sister, and girlfriend. Periodt.

Lindsey is the best girlfriend in the universe.

Lindsey by ddeongwha January 29, 2020

Linesman

Someone who brings cocaine to a party/social gathering

He’s off... what’s the linesman giving? No he’s going nowhere he’s staying now. told the taxi to drive on.

Linesman by Shambalicious November 13, 2020