jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.

Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.

by Harry G. November 6, 2007

Jessica Lyn

Jessica Lyn is the coolest, hottest, prettiest, sexy MILF in all of Maine - and possibly in the entire United States.

Wow, did you see Jessica Lyn last night when she walked in The Lane? Every man and woman in the place couldn't take their eyes off her! She's totally amazing!

by JessicaLynFan August 7, 2011

Jessica Carrillo

a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.

whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!

by Mike the Genius December 11, 2011

jessica simpson

chicken or tuna.....?

i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr

by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004

jessica simpson

A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!

Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"

John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"

Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)

by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006

jessica simpson

Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.

Kid 1 "Jessica Simpson is so hot!"
Kid 2 "Yeah I know I would fuck that shit all nite long."

by PENIS WRINKLE May 9, 2005

the jessica effect

When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.

Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?

by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016