The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

Lord Jared

Lord Jared

The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.

A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.

Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.

"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."

by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007

is jared an idiot

Yes

Is Jared an idiot.. yes

by Me is ben :D March 4, 2017

Pre-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.

"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin

by JNSD March 23, 2005

A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

uncle jared

The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.

"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."

by RNJD June 20, 2018