Heath Barring

When one woman sucks repeatedly on another woman's clitoris for pleasure purposes.

This one lesbian was heath barring the shit out of this other lesbian

by Abram Nunes November 18, 2011

Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.

Whoa, check out Heather Washer.

by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012

Health Lottery

Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.

A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay

by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013

healthie

a photograph taken of oneself partaking in actions that improve ones health.

I visited my Local Choice Pharmacy and took a "healthie" with my pharmacist.

by minx456 April 22, 2015

Heathrow moment

That time when you are part of a conversation and all of it is seen to be way above your head.

He looked up to take part in the conversation and realised he'd had a Heathrow moment.

by hengistrob December 26, 2015

Heathen's Hotpot

When you go to the work bathroom at 9.15am and the one cubicle has already had half a dozen men do their thing in it. When you finally open the toilet seat and sit down, it's hot and smelly. That's a Heathen's Hotpot.

"Damn I just had the layout the better part of last night, that toilet was crooked man, certified Heathen's Hotpot".

by Royal Jules April 22, 2016

Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.

Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"

by A6M2 August 11, 2016