Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

by KGSmash May 14, 2022

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!

by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023

Ham Sandwich

two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine

hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!

by Angeli B. September 21, 2005

ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006