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Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.
The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea
by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026
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Goonball

An odd person who prioritizes wins/kills over fun
John: Jake you are a fucking goonball for this game
Jake: How?
by ADA (A Dumb Ass) February 7, 2026
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Goonaganism

Drinking the most chocolate milk out of anyone in his social circle. Often times developing addictions to the drink
He keeps buying chocolate milk I think he follows goonaganism
by The all knowing eye of urban February 9, 2026
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Goonavation

The motivation and habits to create "goon" tendencies throughout someones life. Whether that would be through being a chud or skipping class, these actions are habitual through the person's goon lifestyle.
Nevinder has a lot of goonavation this past week!
by Reacherbj March 15, 2026
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Gooninator

When someone partakes in the activity in gooning which is acheived by edgeing and this person after a prolonged period of time becomes a "gooninator"
John gooned for so long he transcended to a gooninator.
by The_One_Who_Goons February 9, 2025
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Goonball

"Bro check out this image I got"

"You're a goonball bro"
by gooniestgoonerthateverdidgoon February 12, 2025
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Goonade

The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.
"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"
by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025
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