gamer dysmorphia

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming

I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.

by crustycasserole December 28, 2020

Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.

Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'

by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019

Epic Gamer

Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer

Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars

Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status

Guy 1: god, i am such a loser

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

gamer fart

When a girl farts out of her pussy, a queef.

"I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday, she made a loud gamer fart. Smelled like fish."

by walmartlover69 July 04, 2021

Gamer Pose

When a gamer leans forward.
The universal sign for giving effort
Grants +5 Skill

Person 1: *goes into gamer pose*
Person 2: Bro wtf

by BeatingMyDick January 14, 2020

Gamer Crease

When you have a shitty sitting position while gaming for hours and then you get a line on your stomach.

Just ignore that line, it's just my gamer crease.

by A fuckin’ idiot September 11, 2020

Gamer Spark

A period of time in your life, which can last anywhere from 2 hours to a couple of years, where a particular game or number of games evoke an immense feeling, which is usually happiness/joy/passion/excitement/motivation, and the want for the feeling to never end.
There can be peaks of this, but also many smaller particular moments.

"I really miss my Gamer Spark from 2016 Multiplayer Minecraft"
"My most recent Gamer Spark was the release of Genshin Impact in late 2020"

by sspinachh August 10, 2021