Definitions by Jezij

Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets

I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking

Sock puppet by Jezij January 5, 2019

Tinsel 

Elf slang for cool or awesome, popularized in the Christmas movie Prep & Landinig

This job is sooooo tinsel!!!!

Tinsel by Jezij December 18, 2018

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? 

The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf

I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? by Jezij December 18, 2018

Spidget Finners 

Now irrelevant hand spinners that are said to help you focus. AKA fidget spinners

I can't believe I wasted money on so many spidget finners when I knew the trend would die out

Spidget Finners by Jezij December 7, 2018

Confuzzled 

Beautiful mix of confused and puzzled

My cousin's knowledge makes me confuzzled

Confuzzled by Jezij November 22, 2018

Educated gamer

A dope was YouTuber with over 200 whole subscribers👌🏽

Lets subscribe to educated gamer!

Educated gamer by Jezij November 8, 2018

Freshmore

What you call yourself that awkward summer between freshman and sophomore year of high school/college

Someone asked me what grade I was in last summer and I just replied freshmore

Freshmore by Jezij November 3, 2018