Jezij's definitions

Spidget Finners

Now irrelevant hand spinners that are said to help you focus. AKA fidget spinners

I can't believe I wasted money on so many spidget finners when I knew the trend would die out

by Jezij December 7, 2018

Tinsel

Elf slang for cool or awesome, popularized in the Christmas movie Prep & Landinig

This job is sooooo tinsel!!!!

by Jezij December 18, 2018

Confuzzled

Beautiful mix of confused and puzzled

My cousin's knowledge makes me confuzzled

by Jezij November 22, 2018

Freshmore

What you call yourself that awkward summer between freshman and sophomore year of high school/college

Someone asked me what grade I was in last summer and I just replied freshmore

by Jezij November 3, 2018

Smarticle Particles

(Noun)
Particles that make you smart

I'm a genius, I got smarticle particles!

by Jezij August 27, 2018

Life is life

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life

by Jezij August 31, 2018

Flix of net

Netflix

Let's watch movies on the flix of net

by Jezij September 8, 2018