fosters

fucking neeeeeeeectar lager, despite wot all these tools say...

im a tool; i dont like fosters...

by jimbo deeny August 1, 2004

frostern

adjective
1. Cold and wintry
2. Where the temperature allows snowfall, but woodland creatures such as jackrabbits and owls can still survive comfortably
3. Tundra-ish

Like western, or modern
"Colleges on the east coast are homes to a good number of frostern settings during the holiday season."

by Drew Swinburne December 3, 2005

fester snatch

synonym for a bald pussy

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.

by mr. xxx November 12, 2006

five footers

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.

That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.

by Astyle October 11, 2009

Uncle Fester

The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."

by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008

festers

ugly rednecks

my neighbors are festers

by ozzy October 13, 2003

dime fister

One who inserts their fist into the rectums of others.

Steve Barr

by Anonymous October 29, 2003