Slippery Fiddle

When one is having sex with there partner and they add too much lube into the mix, the males penis starts wracking it’s partner with his penis in the face because he can’t keep it in the whole

“My husband couldn’t keep control of his Slippery Fiddle last night”

by Ass Slime June 23, 2018

Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 27, 2019

Kiddily fiddler

someone who spends their lifetime being a kiddily fiddler is someone who likes to fiddle with the kiddies out there
They can’t help being the way that they are

Hey you. Stop fiddling around with those kiddies

But I’m a kiddily fiddler.

by A kiddily fiddler October 11, 2019

Kiddie Fiddler

Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher

Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering

"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"

by tuamammazoccola June 5, 2020

Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin

I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny

by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021