Facebook Therapy 

When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.

Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!

Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.

^Facebook Therapy

Facebook Therapy by J Win July 6, 2009

Facebook Mindfuck 

1. When you stumble upon the page of a person you haven't seen in years and find they've changed in shocking ways you would never expect

2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.

3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.

"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."

"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"

"What a facebook mindfuck!"

Facebook Mindfuck by acitsAstica October 7, 2009

Facebook Laundry 

Dirty laundry is that stuff that you keep super secret but over time - sometimes decades - 1 or more people find out about.

Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.

John Cocktoastin: I, John Cocktoastin, have just been caught cheating (for over a year) on my wife of 7 years and my 6 year old daughter with T. Audry Lolitta. I am a lying scumbag who doesn't even care enough to break it off with the woman I'm cheating with and try to make it work. ASS.

P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.

Facebook Laundry by b0xxx January 5, 2011

Facebook Factor 

The networking power of Facebook and related Internet social networking institutes that facilitates revolutions in the mid-east nations and elsewhere.

What enabled the revolution in Egypt?
Blame it on the Facebook Factor!

Facebook Factor by Techrex April 12, 2011

facebook stalk 

verb, a way of learning more about a person you know (or don't know), by reading their wall posts, information, or viewing their pictures, all anonymously.

1) This girl in my chem class is cute, i will have to facebook stalk her to find out more about her.
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...

facebook stalk by l3ftyman November 3, 2007

Facebook Homo 

A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.

That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.

Facebook Homo by Garry Ladd January 28, 2010

Facebook Bimbo 

Someone who constantly has to be connected to Facebook and must update their status every 5 minutes. You will do anything to get onto Facebook, and your life revolves around it.

Person A: "What's up?"

Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"

Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"

Facebook Bimbo by JumperDreams June 26, 2010