A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.
Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*
by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Zombiemug. adj.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
by O-keydoke June 13, 2010
Get the Facebook deepmug. What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.
Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
by wordy birdy October 16, 2009
Get the Facebook friendzymug. "good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"
-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
Get the Awkward Facebookermug. When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
Get the Facebook Gremlinmug. When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
Get the ghost facebookingmug. A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
Get the Facebook lonelinessmug.