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Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.
"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".
by outsnyder November 7, 2011
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dallen

a Tongan word meaning brother who i
likes to whine and try to get its belongings back after they are given away
dude give my stuff back you dallen
by sunshinecv21 January 8, 2009
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Dallyn

The coolest Internet friend, who's emo as fuck. They are looking a bit Asian, but that looks great, cause they can do an Asian cosplay of literally everything. They're fuckin relatable
'Do you know Dallyn?'

'The Asian, emo one?'

'Yea'
'Yea, they're the best'
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Taylor Dall

A big lamer, with no social life, and a fat hairy belly!
by DickWaffle July 3, 2009
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Dallas Downer

This is the act of having great sex only to realize you are still in Dallas, Texas.
When our company visited Dallas, Texas for the conference, we had dinner at the Sizzler on last night and I ended up hooking up with our hot waitress; we had great sex and then everything was ruined when I realized I was still in Dallas. Thus I experienced the 'Dallas Downer"
by Austin Love November 10, 2009
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Dallas

A stupid freshman who thinks HE is all that Because he pierced his own lip and now its infected, and he thinks he is da shit because he listens to My chemical romance, Hello! they are like so 3 years ago!
That kid is soooooo Dallas.

He thinks he so cool because hes a Dallas.
by CINDER3LLA January 3, 2010
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Jesuit Dallas

absolutely fucking bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. surprise, you’re just an entitled asshole with a bad perm. they’re all racist, homophobic, and/or misogynistic and think that girls find “dark humor” funny when it’s really just offensive.
Person 1: You go to Jesuit Dallas? That makes sense.

Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.
by thecolourlavender September 13, 2021
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