oral pile driver

When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.

Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.

by Mac tre daddy May 7, 2016

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014

Rear Wheel Driver

Someone who only goes for anal.

He didn't want to get inside me unless I let him in through the backdoor, fucking rear wheel driver.

by Shin-Nippori January 25, 2019

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

Driver Test Stop

The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.

It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.

by Kyrochi May 5, 2014

Wrong-Way Driver

A driver, most likely intoxicated or suicidal, who drives on the wrong side of the road because he's stupid.

Watch out for Wrong-Way Drivers in Britain, there are lots of them.

by helpmeimlonely August 6, 2020