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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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diesel driver

Can often be seen at the gym, buying chewing tobacco, vitamin water, or diesel. Typically work out on the pipeline, the rigs, or anywhere else in the oil industry.
diesel driver 1 - Where's all your chew at?
diesel driver 2 - Right here, bro.
by onesickcunt0145 July 23, 2012
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luas drivers

cheeky cunts who want more money even though they did a 7 week course to get a job
those fucking luas drivers are on strike again
by maildrial May 16, 2016
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sleep drive

The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.
As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.
by J Mango July 5, 2016
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remo drive

A band consisting of three beautiful baby boys
Have you heard remo drive's new song? They're total babes.
by Milkandbunny August 28, 2017
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michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person
Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver
by lilrocketman December 6, 2017
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