Dork

What you call the people you care for or that you feel comfortable with. But, whom ever you call the most “ dork” you care way more then friends. Usually dorks are too dorky to tell others how they feel but it’s okay cause if that persons a dork they’ll understand. So love your dork, be nice to your dorks, feed your dork, pet your dork, take your dork to the park, read them a book, then them a story. Hug your dork and kiss them as much as possible cause they are too dorky to take a hint. Dorks need to be told they are dorks. From one dork to another I love you dork! But don’t get your dorks wet or feed them past midnight cause you don’t wanna see what happens.

Dork1:” hey dork”
Dork2: “ sup dork”
Dork1: “you are such a dork.”
Dork2 : “ hahahah dork!”
Dork1: “ I love you dork”
Dork 2: “ oh mah gad, nuh uh dork?!”
Dork!!!!!!!

by Julessavoryketchuppackets February 18, 2021

Dork-tex

A dork vortex. All dorkiness is attracted to it, and there's no escape.

You are a buffoon. Such a dork-tex!

by longjohnsilverboy1017 February 22, 2021

Dork

Donkey dick

You are such a dork

by Hiiioiiiii March 12, 2021

Dork

A dork is a whale penis... no really, look it up.

give me that dork baby

by Definitions for pervs February 8, 2021

Dork

A dumbass named John

Look at that dork

by Socks635 May 13, 2016

Dork

Someone that thinks they are more humble and less narcissistic than they really are.

The dork thought she was a beacon of humility and hope, when really she always showed up like she owned the place to be inflammatory to anyone originally from there.

by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.

The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021