Air Force Cadet Cum Diet 

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

Atkins diet 

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

Atkins diet by bigtones January 10, 2005

annjosey diet

A crash diet which involves total starvation for weeks on end while simultaneously training like an olympian whislt leading a full life in deperate attempt to loose tons of weight in a very short amount of time.

Side effects of this diet have included: diziness, fainting, neurosis, temper tantrums, gastro intestinal disorders, panic attacks

James lost 20 kilos in two weeks after his trainer put him on the annjosey diet

annjosey diet by IndianCricketFan March 12, 2009

Data diet 

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

Data diet by Shazamder April 22, 2010

Domain Diet 

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.

You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true

Domain Diet by little-miss can't do wrong June 17, 2012

Lion Diet 

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

Lion Diet by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

Tomorrow diet 

This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.

"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"

Tomorrow diet by Uselessmafia March 1, 2015