A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
by CBWilson November 6, 2014
Get the Sober Drunk Drivermug. He didn't want to get inside me unless I let him in through the backdoor, fucking rear wheel driver.
by Shin-Nippori January 25, 2019
Get the Rear Wheel Drivermug. Noun. Pathology.
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
Get the Cab Driver's Assmug. Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.
by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023
Get the Denver Pile Drivermug. The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
A Game Lobby? For sure he's the Party leader.
Driving to McDonalds? He will Drive, even if his car is not needed.
Also his opinion is always the loudest and hes bad at loosing arguments.
Talks about his shit a lot.
Some similarities with an egomaniac and smartass.
A Game Lobby? For sure he's the Party leader.
Driving to McDonalds? He will Drive, even if his car is not needed.
Also his opinion is always the loudest and hes bad at loosing arguments.
Talks about his shit a lot.
Some similarities with an egomaniac and smartass.
Playing a few rounds of Call of Duty:
Daniel creates the Lobby extra fast to be the Leader.
"Daniel has the Driver Seat Syndrome again"
Daniel creates the Lobby extra fast to be the Leader.
"Daniel has the Driver Seat Syndrome again"
by AimAbraxas April 20, 2020
Get the Driver Seat Syndromemug. Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.
I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.
by Skate38 October 18, 2008
Get the one thumb drivermug. New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.
Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car
Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?
Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well
Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere
Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?
Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well
Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere
by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019
Get the New Driver Syndromemug.