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crotch rocket

I have a crotch rocket from looking at my sister

Crotch Pot 

When smoking a lot of weed and getting a blow job right afterwards.
Bob: Hey Bill what did you do last night.
Bill: OOH me and the misses were cooking something in the good`ol crotch pot.

crotch rot

a nasty and unknown growth of fungai, mushrooms and moss on female vagina. Often there could be found a lot of cheesecake with raisins.
-MA!
-yes Ana?
-I think i have crotch rot!
-hmm let me check....
-(erotic sounds)
-mhm its crotch rot....hey cheesecake!
crotch rot by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

crotch torpedo 

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.
95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

Crotch Pooch 

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch area on indians
That's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
Crotch Pooch by Brittany February 6, 2005

crotch waggin'

Airing out of the pussy or shitter by waving it in the air vigorously.
No tp, just go for a good crotch waggin'.
crotch waggin' by Cleo the Cat December 9, 2008