Kristy's definitions

dothing the hoe banger

taking a really ugly girls virginty

"man that girl is ugly"
"oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger"

by kristy November 14, 2003

mentallure

When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory

cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"

by Kristy November 17, 2003

university of toledo

university of Toledo an awesome university set in the city of Toledo. Offering 20,000 students access to high ranked sports, the arts, and tons of clubs and organizations there are countless ways to get involved. It’s an education not just in academics but in real life experience - UT has it all!

UT has a lot more to offer than that school down I-75, including a MAC Champion title for the 2004 season:)

by kristy December 7, 2004

zoober

Blowing on someone's belly so it makes a farty sound.

Man that zoober tickled!

by Kristy January 17, 2005

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

chachki

Some type of nick-nack, but usually a piece of crap; usually a small piece of junk.

Any sort of pin or button, novelty type candle, stuffed animals, figurines, any sort of guady or over the top ornament, vase, picture frame, religious paraphenilia, kitschy art, or pop culture doll.

by Kristy April 23, 2004

crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!

"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"

by Kristy January 17, 2004