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Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!
by Briar January 19, 2023
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Christopher

your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
christopher is a giant giga chad
by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022
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Christopher Quick

by Cum6969 September 24, 2022
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Christopher

Hes incredably fucking hot. he is a massive pussy magnet. and gets all the bitches.
oh wow christopher has the hottest girl in the school, in his pants
by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022
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Christopher

I am Christopher.
by FestiveOnUD October 8, 2022
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Christopher Sewell

A hot guy who is really funny, has a huge dick, makes you feel like you're the most special person in the world, and he has a secret.
Christopher Sewell : hey
Every woman in a 15 mile radius: 💦
by allwomanin15mileradius January 27, 2023
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