Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover

Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”

by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

Fortnite battle chair

A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet

Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair

Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair

by Gerzman July 18, 2017

Colored Chained Chair

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world

When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.

by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019