Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 08, 2009

pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.

Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."

by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017

Cancer Meme

A Meme so bad that it is counted as Cancer Or causes cancer
It is Also CRINGY

sub to pewdiepie so he can show u non cancerous memes

Me: Play a Meme
Friend: "HiT oR mIsS.i GuEsS tHeY nEvEr MiSs HUH.u GoT a Bf I bEt He DoEsNt kIsS yAh.."
Me: Wow thats one Cancer Meme

by iSeeN'IExploreHer January 14, 2019

cancer deto

A Dorito that you set on fire with lighter fluid

Man 1: what are you burning
Man 2: a cancer deto

by LowestDrop6822 June 06, 2021

eye cancer

Kenton Jones

Kenton Jones is eye cancer

by dadddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy100374 December 18, 2018

Get cancer

Something you say to a retard online

Oh fist ov legend killed me better dm him get cancer

by BrickFuJohnson August 05, 2021

cure for cancer

Something that cures cancer.

John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

by catcherguy May 09, 2007