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Calibanity

This constitutes the individual's conformity to social codes and the dominant ideology which controls these codes. It stands for both the primitive and the destructive.
From the book, The Collector... by John Fowles. Miranda calls Clegg by the name of Caliban.
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redding california

Redding is a mid-sized northern california city that is secluded from any major cities and they like it that way. It is over 2 hours north of shit hole sacramento and they dont have to deal with traffic, crowds, and gangs as much as city people do and thats why a lot of city folks have moved up there. It is 90% white and the other 10% are pretty much white washed but they love their minorities. There are okie rednecks, hillbillies, cowboys, stoners, tweekers, sluts, bros, bro hoes, yuppies, jesus freaks, scenesters, hipsters, and even some wanna-be gangsters all within the 100,000 population, so i guess its pretty diverse. It is hot as hell and thats what its known for even though its only 3 degrees hotter than any other valley town in california. At least they have bad ass lakes that are only 10 mins away. The fishing and hunting and other outdoor recreational activities are way better up there than anywhere else in california. Lakes, mountains and rivers surround Redding and the sac river runs right through it giving it some amazing scenery. Redding is one of the best central valley towns (Redding to Bakersfield) to live in. Some of the surrounding smaller towns are even better to live in than Redding including Palo Cedro, Bella Vista, Millville, Cottonwood, Old Shasta and maybe even Red Bluff. There are some not so great towns that are near Redding including Anderson and Shasta lake city but they arent too bad, there is just a shit load of tweekers in those towns.
Reddingite: Where are you from?
Modestoan: Modesto...
Reddingite: Oh that sucks, I'm from redding california.
Modestoan: Oh cool I want to move there!
Reddingite: No please don't, we dont want you there.
Modestoan: Okay... :(
by Modestoan August 1, 2011
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california

One of the most expensive places to live with out of control spending, development, and crime. It's a myth that you can drive from surf to snow in So-Cal, as it takes 45 minutes just access the freeway. Oh and forget about being neighborly or lending a helping hand on the highway. There are too many over stressed and whacked out soccer moms waiting to mow you down while trying get back to their stucco Monopoly Mansions.

And what's with all the palm trees? I've lived here all my life and to this day I can't figure out why someone decided to import these hideous things that don't even grow here (except the date palms in Coachella.

So, if you want to live in a state with no seasons, Santa Ana winds, wild fires, suffocating taxes, draconian gun laws, spineless law enforcement (Paris Hilton) "special emission standards", more people than Canada and where a 1100 sq ft 2bd house in an "ok" neighborhood will run about $400,000, then by all means, move here.

If you do, I've gotta bridge to sell you so I can make enough money to get the hell out.

Oh yeah, forget the beaches (save for central coast), they are either over run by asshat surfers and Bros who think they have exclusive rights to the ocean or, they've been bought up by rich celebs. So, maybe, if you are lucky, you can sit on the 91, 405, 55 for about 2-3 hours, pay 15 to park in space that took 30 minutes to find, then trudge a 1/4 mile to sit on the hot sand with 500,000 other people that had the same great idea on Saturday.

California sucks.
California Native: "Ive had it, another tax, another school bond, higher gas, I'm cashing in my $300,000 in equity. I'll buy a bigger house out of state and work half as much. See ya suckers!"
by Fartnocker July 6, 2007
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lodi, california

The most suburbanest city in San Joaquin County, California, unlike Manteca, Stockton, Tracy and sort of Lathrop.
We moved to Lodi from Stockton and it's nice here in Lodi. Lodi, California is mostly a nice, quiet area.
by U.S. Bob May 8, 2007
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California

Thank you, to all of you that can see through the sham that is California.

California does suck. I live here, so I can say it. The weather is horrible (Contrary to many beliefs). Its either 120 degrees out, below freezing, raining 5 inches a day, or muggy. Where I live, we get 70 inches of rain a year. And they say it rains to much in Seattle? (Ahem, 30 inches a year)

Most of the people here will give you the finger rather than help you, most of them drive like bats of hell, and if you dare look at them, don’t expect anything of a cold stair. We recalled a Governor, citing he was doing a bad job, then replace him with a Nazi who can speak and is making things worst!

We have horrible traffic, smog everywhere, lots of retarded surf bums, money mongering asses, and many people travel here in the summer, and piss and moan on how it wasn’t what they though. Well duh! A state with 34 million people crammed into it can only be disastrous.

And when I say that California sucks, I get glares, and boos, but I don’t give a fuck. Fuck them all, what do they know? If they cant see what a fucked up place we live in, they can let the San Andreas Fault open up and suck them in.

And speaking of earthquakes, we get hit all the time. It is so annoying, 4.8 here, a 5.5 there, then, bam! the big one 9.8, well, as soon as I turn 18, I am not sticking around to see it. I will be safely in Washington State, laughing and celebrating at the sight of California sinking into the pacific.

Fuck California And All It Stands For. And In 4 Years, While The Californians Will Be Getting Lung Cancer From Smog, Killed By Earthquakes, Or Criminals, I Will Be Out Of California, So Fuck You All.
Fuck California, Fuck Most The People Here, Fuck The Governor, Fuck Los Angeles, Fuck It All, It All Sucks, And If YOU Cant See It, Or Disagree With Me, Fuck You Too, Cause You Are A Fucking Moron.

Fuck It All, Fuck It All, Fuck It All.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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Hotel California

A point in time in a man or woman's life wear the man/woman sees the reality of his/her world and rather than maintaining a life that is one of consumerism (9-5, pressures with being famous: whatever really troubles them about society) they just check into Hotel California, a vacation/getaway of drugs to alleviate the pressures and bs today's society throws at you that fucks with your brain because you can see past everything but can't understand why people are the way they are.
Bill O'Reilly's/ FOX News contaminates my brethren's brains and they will be unable to easily look past differences, guess I gotta check into Hotel California again.
by Analomous December 20, 2013
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dani california

In the video of Dani California they imitate loads of rock bands from different eras. This song does sound pretty similar to Mary janes last dance but thats cuz they had the same producer (rick rubin). Anyway Dani California is sped up and the first 8 bars of both songs sound similar, the chords are not exactly the same, with "Mary Jane's Last Dance" being "Am, G, D, Am" and "Dani California" being "Am, G, Dm, Am". But yeah that is pretty similar.
Dani California is about "every woman Anthony Kiedis has ever dated. The song talks about the hard life and demise of this character "Dani."
by Settit August 19, 2006
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