One of the worst places to work as a teenager. Located in New England, employees deal with customers who order $500 worth of food, greedy old people, and screaming babies. You can't have piercings or dye your hair while working there too, and you wear the most ugly uniform known to man.

Bob: Hey, ready for work today at Market Basket?

Billie: Ugh, kms

Market Basket by short ass mf August 26, 2022

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Too hard basket

A metaphorical basket containing ideas and/or tasks which are either taboo or are deemed extremely difficult to handle.

Example: The idea of sex for the seriously disabled is a too hard basket for some people to come to terms with.

Example: The concept of ordained homosexual bishops is a too hard basket for many religious people with conservative theological views.

Too hard basket by WriteForFun December 31, 2010

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dusty fruit basket

A very tall man, above average, who loves getting head from midget women and who has a quite large danger noodle

I love being a dusty fruit basket, these midgets give better head than most people think.

dusty fruit basket by Dangernoodles01 January 9, 2017

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Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.

Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.

Hindu Egg Basket by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019

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