Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.

Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.

by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019