by crazydazy12392 February 3, 2010
Get the alacia alderman mug.An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)
Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute
Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho
Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute
Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho
A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."
by Poobamaster December 4, 2007
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algeria
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• Alger brush
• Algera
• algerbra
gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.
"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
by holefuck969 July 13, 2017
Get the provost alberta mug.Somehow even tho it's a country that people are proud to be from because of the Franco-Algerian war.
there's a lot more you don't know about Algeria and it's people.
-Algeria is such a horrible place to visit if you're a tourist (no don't go just because it's "the widest country in Africa" , Algerian people are craving to run away from this place , we've reached to cross the sea illegaly to go to France/Spain , which...most of us ended up loosing their life trying to do so , and it became a very usual thing)
-The education system is SO HORRIBLE (yes be thankful it's free) but no.
- Algerian people's attitude from kids to adults:
Algeria have many different people with different personalities but ,all I gotta day is ..be careful most of the algerian society is toxic , you can find a lot of racism especially towards black and Asian people ,they'll start mocking you, throwing rocks at you (especially little kids)..
Second of all , homosexuality/lgbtq+ community...don't come here , you'll either find yourself dead , made fun of , or harassed.
-The daily struggles of algerian women , you won't get out a day without being assaulted or catcalled ..literally ,if a 16 years old tells you her 27 years old boyfriend did this and that , don't be surprised, the Algerian society doesn't really know about pedophilia or anything.
there's a lot more you don't know about Algeria and it's people.
-Algeria is such a horrible place to visit if you're a tourist (no don't go just because it's "the widest country in Africa" , Algerian people are craving to run away from this place , we've reached to cross the sea illegaly to go to France/Spain , which...most of us ended up loosing their life trying to do so , and it became a very usual thing)
-The education system is SO HORRIBLE (yes be thankful it's free) but no.
- Algerian people's attitude from kids to adults:
Algeria have many different people with different personalities but ,all I gotta day is ..be careful most of the algerian society is toxic , you can find a lot of racism especially towards black and Asian people ,they'll start mocking you, throwing rocks at you (especially little kids)..
Second of all , homosexuality/lgbtq+ community...don't come here , you'll either find yourself dead , made fun of , or harassed.
-The daily struggles of algerian women , you won't get out a day without being assaulted or catcalled ..literally ,if a 16 years old tells you her 27 years old boyfriend did this and that , don't be surprised, the Algerian society doesn't really know about pedophilia or anything.
by Whyyoumadwhyyousad February 26, 2022
Get the Algeria mug.1. When a man enters a room playing an instrument (which he must be able to play well) whilst completely naked and with the instrument positioned as to bring the genitalia into prominence. This is best accomplished playing something by The Who.
2. A song by Cream.
2. A song by Cream.
by abuskeletor October 7, 2010
Get the Royal Albert Hall mug.A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.
Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018
Get the Albert mug.A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.
by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013
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