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Long definition: A really timid but extremely smart man. This shy subspecies of male do not like to go out to large social gatherings. These cute little geeks would rather stay at home and cuddle with their prised soft object or significant other, back at whoever living quarters he is in. If he is not occupied with that special mate, then it is likely he has his nose in a book, his laptop, or whatever nerdy stuff he's currently into. Alger is also one of the biggest sweethearts you can encounter in life. If you are having a down day, just hit him up and he'll make some time to fix the day up.

TL;DR: Cute, nerdy, total geek, timid, all-around lovable
1: Well, looks like Alger is at it again with ditching us for just hanging out with some other dude... Well no big deal, I guess. He's always been someone who doesn't want to go to big events.

2: So I was having a shit day, but I dropped some balls and hit up Alger to tell him about it. Before I knew it, I was already out in the park to talk some more. Save for details, my day ended up better. Dude lives up to his name, I tell you.
Alger by pseudoNymmed April 11, 2019
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A boy known for his temper and is commonly known to have affairs with with other boys and tends to wear other girls underwear
Do you see that person hanging out with that boy? He is such an alger
Alger by Kookie4lyfe May 19, 2018
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Sara Beth Alger 

Sara Beth Alger is a very beautiful young girl. Shes in love with a guy that has a great personality just like hers. She trys to make everyone around her so happy even when she’s not. She is very funny and crackhead level of energy. She has been through alot in her past life so she is very insecure about who comes in her life. She overthinks every single thing but she is in love with the boy of her dreams @J. She plans the rest of her life with him. She is very careful with who she lets in her life but she knows that she has her boyfriend and best friend by her side every single day.
she’s a beautiful young lady, Sara Beth Alger
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